Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.
Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!
1. Kill alpha male types
2. Achieve world peace
- Seventh grade me: oh my god I hope nobody can tell I'm gay please no
- Present me: WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU REALIZE I'M GAY DO I NEED TO PAINT MYSELF RAINBOW
Quartz and Amethyst Sphere - Brazil
(or possibly one of Stephen King’s langoliers…not sure)
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
reblogging for dem comments :D
This was glorious.
I need a cigarette after reading that.
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.